| Pride is tasteless, colourless & sizeless. Yet it is the hardest thing to swallow August Block |
| It not whether you get knocked down. Its whether you get up again
VinceLombardi |
| It is more important to do right things than to do things right.
Peter Drucker |
| The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.Walter Bagehot |
| The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives.Albert Einstein |
| Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action.Goethe |
| There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual but indecision.William James |
| A leader is a dealer in hope.Napoleon |
| Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.Franklin D. Roosevelt |
| The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professionsJunius |
| Diplomacy is to do & say the nastiest thing in the nicest way.Isaac Goldberg |
| No one can make you feel small without your consent.Franklin D. Roosevelt |
| Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.Wilde |
| Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.E.Hubbard |
| Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.Malcolm Muggeridge |
| Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.Spike Milligan |
| Gracefulness is to the body what understanding is to the mind. |
| A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.Louis Nizer |
| Wealth is the product of man’s capacity to think.Ayn Rand |
| Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.Benjamin Disraeli |
| People do not lack strength; they lack will.Victor Hugo |
| Your time is limited, but your imagination is not.Von Crouch |
| People are lonely beacause they build walls instead of bridges.Joseph F.Newton |
| Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.Jenet Lane |
| The journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step.Chinese Proverb |
| Second thoughts are invariably wiser.Greek Playwright |
| Real greatness consists of being master of yourself.Daniel Defoe |
| The Funny Bone
A Shadkhan is a professional jewish Matchmaker. When one young man caught a glimpse of his bridge-to-be, he took the Shadkhan aside,; ‘You told me she had the appearance, the bearing, the grace of a queen. Look at her! She’s pimple cross eyed and hook nosed. She slobbers her food, she limps and she’s hunched backed.’
‘No need to whisper’, replied the Shadkhan. ‘She’s also deaf.’
Never marry for money, ye’ll borrow it cheaper Scottish
The longest year of a woman’s life is between 39 and 40 and the smallest inch a man is between 5ft. 11 inches and 6 feet
New York Jewish |
