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OFF THE DESK
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Jokes
| Ajay was the Cheif Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the bottom drawer of his desk, peer at sometihing inside, then close and lock the drawer. He had done this for 25 years. The entire staff was intrigued but no one was game to ask him what was in the drawer. Finally the time came for Ajay to retire. There was a farewell party with speeches and a presentation. As soon as Ajay had left the building some of the staff rushed into his office, unlocked the bottom drawer and peered in. Taped to the bottom of the drawer was a sheet of paper. It read, "The debit side is the one nearest to the window". |
| Before Computers
An application was for employment,
A program was a Tv show,
A cursor used profanity,
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age,
A CD was a bank account,
And a floppy disk was a something terribly wrong in your back.
Compress was something you did to garbage, not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public, you’d be in jail for a while!
Logon was adding wood to a fire,
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
And a backup happened to your toilet bowl !
Cut-you did with a pocket knife,
Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider’s home,
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I”ll stick to my pad and paper,
And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody’s been killed in acomputer crash,
But when it happens, they would be virtually dead
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